It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
All the doctor said was why
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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