Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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