We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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