It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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