I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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