I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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