i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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