I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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