this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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