office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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