It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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