On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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