Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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