If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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