I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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