You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I lost the right to judge tonight
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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