Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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