I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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