it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Umm I'm too high to move.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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