Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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