Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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