we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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