Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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