Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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