Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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