Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he thought i was a dude.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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