it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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