What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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