What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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