just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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