Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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