Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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