I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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