I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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