When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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