that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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