thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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