if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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