You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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