Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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