Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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