I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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