There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
