Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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