Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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