I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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