In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There's always time for handjobs
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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