He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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