did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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