I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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