Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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