yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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