This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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